I would love this

I would love if a coach at an introductory press conference started out with this, “Thank you, Athletic Director Wilson.  Its a pleasure to be here today to accept this job.  Look, this isn’t my ‘dream job’ and I’m not your first choice as coach, Nick Saban wasn’t available for the amount you can pay.  If I do as well as I think I will, this 6 year contract will last maybe 4 years and I’ll be on to whatever desperate school offers me a bigger check.  So, any questions?”

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